Resolutions schmesolutions

So.
This whole "new year's resolution" thing.

I made a list of life goals a while ago (aka when I was in Armenia), and have been slowly checking things off and adding things ever since. Here are a few examples of ones I've already accomplished:


Have pink streaks in my hair

Me with pink streaks. On the left, people.

Have hair down to my waist

Get a professional massage

Dance with Africans

Kiss someone whose name I don’t know

Learn to bellydance

Learn to play the cello

Kiss in the rain


Learn to waterski/wakeboard

After learning to wakeboard.

Have 1 secret that no one knows

Eat a whole tomato

Perform santa baby

 

Build a Japanese folding screen

So for my new year's resolutions, I'm picking which ones from my list I am going to accomplish. Here are a few I've chosen so far:

 

Ask out a stranger

Take 40’s glamour shots


Ride sidesaddle


Wear a corset under normal clothes


Skinny dip in the ocean


Play hide and seek in sunflowers


See a ballet (like, fo shizzle


Send a man anonymous flowers


Learn how to cheat at poker


Wear 6 inch heels


Go on a hot air balloon ride


Eat blackberries freshly picked out of a basket


Knit a scarf


Learn to sew


Be able to do the splits standing


Cross country road trip


Attend/throw a masquerade


Walk a poodle in high heels


Harvest honey


Ride a horse bareback


Run away for a day


Eat a pineapple in Thailand


Ride an elephant - again


Learn how to make a corset


Graduate from college

Milk a cow


Now I just have to schedule these. If you would like to participate in any of these with me, please let me know. :)

Right after my seester and I performed Santa Baby.