I got extensions. Like, really long ones. 22 inch ones to be exact and precise about the whole business. It took about 2 1/2 hours and they attach bits of dyed indian woman hair to the roots using beads. The process wen t a little like this; grab tiny section of my hair. Slide bead onto it. Put little section of hair into bead. collapse bead. It actually looks surprisingly natural, but I've suddenly realized why women with long hair wear it in a long braid down their back; because sometimes it's obnoxious that when you lean back in a chair it pulls on your head. :)
In other news, I have successfully purchased all the bridesmaid dresses I need to. Rejoice right? Don't mind if I do! I have yet to figure out how I'm going to get to Brittney's wedding, but I'll figure it out.
Additionally, I got a spider bite last week that has ended up being SAVAGE. I thought I just had an enormous zit on my buttcheek, and I was like "fine so my personal hygiene sucks". But then it got HUGE. I'm talking 4 inches across huge. Sitting on a golfball huge. So I went to the doctor, who put me on these SAVAGE antibiotics. When I got them from the pharmacy, the pharmacist came out, alarmed, asking "why do you have both of these at once?!" And I was like "um.....because I got eaten by a spider and its infected and I'm allergic to amoxycillin". And the lady was like "good luck not throwing up." Thanks.
So aparently on monday, when I went back to the doctor, it was bigger and worse off. So I got a shot in my flank. It didn't even hurt. so make that 3 doses of powerful antibiotics. And tuesday, I had to get ANOTHER shot. But this time, the nurse hit a nerve or something because my vision went black and I felt like I was going to puke for like an hour and a half after. Awesome. Don't nurses go to school for that kind of crap? So you DON'T injure your patients with large needles?!
It's finally shrinking and getting better. My favorite moment of the whole incident? Having the doctor draw a circle around my bite in permanent marker. who knew buttcheeks were so ticklish?
Anyway, that is my life. Today. who knows what ridiculousness will happen next week. Stay tuned!
